My friend and Tanya’s friend met a week ago…. and got married this past weekend in Vegas.  (We’re all still trying to figure out if it’s a hoax. I mean, WHO gets married on a whim? ;) )

Found out my godmother and grandmother are not doing well.  Neither of them want visitors because they’re convinced it’s NOT SERIOUS.  I can respect that, however, since when was congestive heart failure and having a pulse below 40 bpm something to take lightly??  I must worry too much, huh?  (Seriously, between the two of them, I am probably going to wake up with grey hair tomorrow.)

I am going on vacation for two glorious weeks.  I am fucking excited as hell.  It will be my 1st time out of the country!!! Sandy white beaches and lots of exploring!

Notice how I altered between good news and bad news?  You gotta find balance somewhere.

Taking a look at the big picture, life is pretty fantastic.  My only worries are the few close friends and family I have.  Hell, those close friends are my family, and my family are my friends.  Once you’re in, you’re in.  We’re kind of like the Mafia, but much more low profile… and we don’t really like suits.  They’re itchy.

There’s a girl I am friends with…. well… more of an acquaintance, but she makes me want to bash my head repeatedly on a hard surface.  All she talks about is penis, vagina, drama, relationships, getting violent, etc…. basically anything that has to do with being an infantile attention whore.

I want to make people like this disappear.  There are too many dolts here on Earth who have no personality and try to mask that by being dramatic and overly sexual.